Luxury Canal Retreat with Gulf Access and a Boat Lift in Crystal River

Property Details – The Floaty Potato Bedrooms & Bathrooms - 3 Bedrooms · 2.5 Bathrooms · Sleeps 8-9 - Primary Suite: King bed, ensuite with jetted tub, direct pool access, Smart TV - Bedroom 2: King bed, Smart TV - Bedroom 3: Two twin beds with twin trundles and a child-size fold-out chair (sleeps up to 5 children or 2 adults), Smart TV Autism-friendly items available upon request: body sock, weighted blanket, sensory fidgets, peanut ball, and silencing headphones Kitchen & Dining - Fully equipped kitchen with stainless steel appliances, crockpot, griddle, toaster, blender and tea kettle (bring your own food and drinks). - Coffee station with large starter supply of K-cups, grounds, tea, cocoa, creamer, and honey. - Four dining areas: solid oak kitchen nook (4), bar (2), solid wood dining table (8), and patio table (4) - Baby and child items: highchair, baby monitor, unbreakable BPA-free dishes, sippy cup, bib, and kids’ books Living & Entertainment - Open-concept living area with Smart TV, solid oak entertainment center with furniture covers and elegant coastal décor - Garage games: ping-pong table and basketball arcade -Indoor games: family board games - Couch covers for furry friends or those with sticky fingers (located in entertainment center) - Desk and computer chair with high-speed WiFi Outdoor Living - Screened-in SOLAR-HEATED pool included year-round. For an extra boost of warmth... OPTIONAL electric pool heat available November–March for $35/night (Added upon request. Must be paid in advance). - Outdoor kitchen with grill, sink, and mini-refrigerator - Floating and stationary docks with a fish-cleaning station - Garage Fridge to store your catch or extra groceries - Boat lift (bring or rent your own boat). Must sign additional user agreement before use. No extra cost. - Fenced yard for privacy and safety - Outdoor games: cornhole, chalk, and sports balls Adventure Gear - 3 fishing kayaks, 1 youth kayak, 1 paddleboard, life jackets for all sizes - 3 adult fishing rods, 1 youth fishing rod, small assortment of tackle. - 2 adult bikes, 1 tandem bike, and 1 youth bike - Pool toys included - Beach bag pre-packed with sand toys and beach blanket. We have two beach chairs and a large empty cooler in the garage ready for your own snacks for a day at the beach! Extra Amenities - Professionally serviced for pests (That said, it is Florida and on the canal. Bugs happen.) - Pool professionally serviced with both solar-heat (year round) and electric (optional). - 90% all-natural cleaning and bath products - Smart thermostat and Wi-Fi - Outdoor security cameras (front and canal areas only) - Extra fridge in garage for fresh fish, scallops, or extra groceries - All guests must sign rental agreement.

🚫 ABSOLUTE NO-NOs (Even for Sea Cows) 🚭 No smoking or vaping indoors. THAT INCLUDES IN THE POOL AREA. Float your smoke outside, please. 🎉 No parties, ragers, or “manatees gone wild” gatherings. 🚫 No illegal substances. The only thing we’re high on here is sea level. 👥 No surprise guests. If they weren’t part of the original pod, they don’t belong. 🐶 No pets unless approved in advance. Sneaky pups = dollar drama. PRE-APPROVAL REQUIRED. MESSAGE HOST BEFORE BOOKING 🍕 No food or beverages on the white couches. Keep them as bright as a manatee’s belly ✨ Enjoy your meals and beverages at one of the three dining spots instead. 🛋️ Use couch covers with pets or small children. 👶 Watch your small humans near the pool and dock. 🦈 If it looks dangerous, it probably is. 🛟 Wear your life jacket so you too can float like a manatee 😎 Keep it chill, clean the grill. 🫗If you make a spill, don’t let it float away — clean it up right away, the manatee way! 🤕 Manatees don’t drag or bang; please lift the kayaks gently. 💔If something gets bumped, bruised, or broken — don’t stay quiet like a shy sea cow. Tell your host right away, and we’ll keep the waters calm! 🚲Tandem bike is for skilled cyclists only. 🛶If gear swims away while you’re out to play (like bikes or toys), it’s your responsibility to replace — even manatees keep track of their floaties! 🎣 Manatees like tidy tackle. Untangled and Gut Free. Leave it like you found it. 🏠Cancellation Policy = Iron-Clad. Bring Your Own Insurance Floaties

💎 WE ARE NOT JUST A PLACE TO STAY AT!! WE ARE AN ADVENTURE, AN EXPERIENCE, and a MEMORY YOU'LL WANT TO RELIVE! Crystal River is the Manatee Capital of the World and the only place in the USA where you can legally swim with manatees, offering rare wildlife encounters, crystal-clear springs, Old Florida charm, summer scalloping, and world-class year-round fishing. The Floaty Potato elevates that experience with refined comfort and upscale touches—from solar and electric pool heat to a guest-usable boat lift, two docks (a stationary dock and a floating dock), and a full suite of elevated amenities for indoor and outdoor entertainment and adventure. As one of the few waterfront homes that has never flooded, it’s a dependable, luxurious retreat in every season. Every guest also receives a beautifully crafted guidebook filled with the best sights, restaurants, tours, and a ready-to-go 4-day itinerary. You’ll even find our trademarked Floaty Potato Brand merchandise available to enjoy or purchase, adding a fun boutique touch to your stay. 🌿 We pair luxury with sustainability by using 90% all-natural, eco-friendly products that are gentle on both the environment and guests with sensitive skin. From natural toiletries to eco-conscious cleaning and laundry essentials, every detail is chosen with care, with traditional products used only when absolutely necessary. Float easy knowing your stay is clean, thoughtful, and luxuriously curated. 🌊💚 🐟 Safety & Caution: Don’t Be a Silly Spud! At The Floaty Potato, we want you to have a fin-tastic time—safely! Before you cast off into relaxation, please reel in these important reminders: 🦦 Child-Safety Locks: Every door to the pool area has a secure child lock—because little spuds are curious swimmers who love to explore uncharted waters! 👀 Supervision: Keep your eyes on your little guppies around the pool and docks—always hold their hand when walking on the dock so no one takes an unexpected dip. 💧 Water Safety: Swim with a buddy—manatees (and smart anglers) never go solo! And please save the boat drinks (aka anything with a splash of rum or bubbles 🍹) for after you’re done swimming or paddling. 🛶 Kayaks & Paddleboard: You’ll find them on the floating dock. Use the ladder carefully, and when you’re done, please secure and lock the kayaks and paddleboard back up so they don’t float off on their own adventure. Paddling is for daylight hours only—no kayaking after sundown, but you’re welcome to drop a line and do a little night fishing from the dock! 🚤 Boat Lift: The boat lift is available for guest use, but only after signing a separate user agreement. This ensures everyone knows the ropes (and keeps the manatees smiling). Please contact us before using it. 🐚 Slippery When Wet: Even seasoned anglers slip on deck sometimes! Dry those fins (okay, feet) before coming inside, walk carefully on the pool and canal edge. 🚲 Helmets are not provided, so please bring your own. Our tandem bike is a bit like a manatee dance - adorable but takes coordination! Best for confident riders. Enjoy the ride and splash into fun at your own risk! 🪸 Fenced Yard & Security Cameras: The fenced yard and screened lanai help keep your herd safe. Outdoor cameras monitor only the front entrance and canal areas for guest and property security. There are no cameras in the pool, grassy yard, or patio areas—your fish tales are yours to tell! 🛋️ Couch Covers: Please use them to help keep our indoor and patio furniture looking bright and fresh—no one likes fishy fingerprints or soggy spud seats! ⚠️ Quick Note About No-See-Ums: Like many coastal areas in Florida, we occasionally have tiny midges called no-see-ums. They can leave small, itchy mosquito-like bumps, but they’re completely harmless. Although The Floaty Potato is professionally serviced for bugs, no treatment can remove them entirely from the canal unless the entire city focused on eliminating them. Using a little repellent, long sleeves and pants if fishing in the evening, turn on the patio fans, and keep doors closed is usually all it takes—most guests hardly notice them and enjoy their stay comfortably. Pet Policy — Dogs Allowed With Prior Approval We welcome well-behaved dogs on a case-by-case basis. Please message us with your dog’s breed, age, and weight for approval before booking or adding a pet to your reservation. Rules & Requirements • Dogs only — no cats (owner allergies). • Maximum of 2 approved dogs per stay. • Combined dog weight must be 110 lbs or less. • If over 110 lbs combined, you must bring or purchase an additional kennel. • Dogs must be kenneled anytime they are left unattended inside the home. • Provided kennels: 24”, 36”, and 48”. • Provided for your convenience: • Dog bowls • Leash • Kennel mat • Paw-cleaning tools • Mandatory couch covers (must be used if dogs are on furniture) • Fenced backyard with waste bags and scoopers. • Please clean up after your dog. All pet owners must sign a pet agreement. We strive to keep The Floaty Potato clean, safe, and enjoyable for all guests—both human and canine! 🐕💙 🦮All guests with a service dog, need to sign the Service Pet Agreement. These requirements comply with the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) and exist only to ensure safety and cleanliness — no fees or deposits are charged for legitimate service dogs. 🌴 Final Splashdown Now go make some memories and reel in the good times, spud! Wishing you smooth sailing, sunny skies, and plenty of Floaty Potato fun. 🌞🐋